horny

holla. i'm a sarcastic little fuck ; i could basically live off fried chicken and i have an unhealthy obsession with lil wayne.
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unfollovv:

i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction

slydig:

there will only be 7 planets left after i destroy uranus 

starksfell:

my favourite kind of friendship is one where there’s a mutual understanding of the fact that we both have our own lives so we won’t be able to talk or hang out all the time but when we do talk or hang out it’s like picking up right where we left off